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Mr. Jalepeno
03:02
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MR. JALAPENO
Mr. Jalapeno, tell me what you're doing now
Are you still spicy? Or have you simmered down?
Are you still cooking with all of your spicy friends?
Mr Jalapeno? Mr. Jalapeno?
Mr. Jalapeno, tell me have you lost your touch?
Are you keeping up now? Or is it all too much?
Have you been sitting on the shelf, past your expiration date?
Mr. Jalapeno, well well well
Suck my little tiny dick, eat the peanuts out my shit
Eat my cum when I’m done fucking this homeless bum
Mr jalapeño more hot and wet than El Niño
Call me Marlin Brendo, cause I butt-fucked Sammy Davis Jr. in Reno
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Chopper Girl
01:01
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CHOPPER GIRL
Shake your asshole baby, shake your asshole girl
Shake your asshole baby, shake your asshole baby girl
Put a tampon in your asshole
Now wiggle it like a lasso
Catch a piggy, scream real loud “yee haw”
Make your Peepaw proud
Shake your asshole baby, shake your asshole girl
Tampon in her asshole, nobody could stop her
Do a great big fot, make it spin like a chopper
Go Chopper Girl, go Chopper Girl…
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Betty's Song
01:51
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BETTY’S SONG
Betty’s got a big fat pussy
And Betty’s got a big fat booty too
And Betty’s gonna take that pussy and sit down on your heart
Betty’s gotta finish that cheesecake
And Betty’s got a vintage P. Bass
Betty’s gonna take that pussy and sit down on your heart
Wouldn't it be good to have a girl like Betty in my life
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4. |
Scranton Rap
03:16
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SCRANTON RAP
Took a trip to Scranton
Pam put her hands in my pants and moved it all around
Five months later, a baby came out very premature
What they doing now, I’m not sure
Let me get some pussy wussy, let me get some pussy
Please let me get some
When I see that pussy now, you know I kinda go crazy man
I been working all week
Now it's time to get some motherfucking pussy on my dick hole
Yeah, and I hate using condoms
I eat the pussy hole put it in my mouth
I eat the motherfucking pussy hole out
I eat the pussy wussy wussy hole good
I eat the pussy cause the pussy is food
Hold the pussy hole open wide
Let the whole crew inside
Stretch the pussy hole open wider
Get the whole damn crew inside her
Left nut right nut and my dick
Yeah I got a great big package for you
Delivered to the front door and the back too
I think I’m going nuts though
I wanna stuff my dick and my nuts into your butthole
You could call the cops if you want
But the chief of police went to highschool with my aunt
So just relax into it
Grab the pussy hole, I’ma tell you how to do it, look
The Three Amigos, inside a bag of Cheetos
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Kelly Ripped A
01:39
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KELLY RIPPED A
Kelly Ripa ripped a fart
Now the whole world smells like shit
What a bitch
When you see her in the club, yeah you know what's up
She be dancing all around
And then you hear that funky sound that go like…
What a bitch
It’s better to be wetter
Than a dry piece of cheddar
Cheeto dust, Cheeto
A big old cloud of Cheeto dust erupted from her skirt
Big trouble in little ‘gina, just like Russell Kurt
I will always think of you when you’re farting Cheeto dust
Papa John's in the house now, Papa, Papa John
Pop it in your mouth now
I will always think of you when you’re farting Cheeto dust
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I Took My Shirt Off
01:34
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I TOOK MY SHIRT OFF
Yeah, alright
I took my motherfucking shirt off, eh
I took my motherfucking shirt off
And then I walked around the food court at the mall
I took my motherfucking shirt off
And then I, I took my other fucking shirt off too
I took all of my fucking shirts off
And then I stood in line at Quiznos at the mall, come on
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In the Jacuzzi
01:40
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IN THE JACUZZI
Nasty bitches rolling six deep in the Jacuzzi
Puttin 12 titties in my mouth
All 7 of us drinking our weight in beer
And after that I must have passed out
The next day when I woke up
I heard the groundskeeper say
Someone took a dookie in the Jacuzzi
Was it a boy or a girl? Whoa oh oh
Well we’re gonna have to grab a sample
Bring it back to the lab, for a test
A motherfucking taste test
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SOMEBODY FOTTED IN THIS ELEVATOR
Somebody, somebody yeah
Somebody fotted in this elevator
Somebody yeah
And someday i'm gonna marry that girl
I took the elevator down, that's when I heard a funky sound
And I’m still gonna marry that girl
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9. |
Rise
03:04
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RISE
I’m a bad bitch, go on get mad bitch
I’ll be in the club with my pussy on your dad’s dick
You could have had this, but you were so stupid
And now you crawling back, trying to get a good look at
My pussy, my pussy, my pussy hole
Look into my eyes, when I walk into the room
You’re hypnotised by the shine emanating from my boom
And I said, I have to rise, I’ll take you by surprise
If the whole world don’t know me by now I don’t know why
Yes we have to rise if we make it out of here
My pussy, my pussy, my pussy hole
Now let your body go, let your let your body just go
Now it is my time, now it is my time to turn it out with a brand new outfit
Close your mouth bitch talking all that loud shit
I came to show up, with my glow up
Why you still talking ho, actin’ like you know stuff
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10. |
Him or Me
02:17
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HIM OR ME
My dick slipped out of the cock ring
Cause I was watching a depressing documentary
Bitch him or me, choose wisely, bitch bitch
I ain’t trying to have an open relationship
I don’t want nobody dick where my face gonna be
You just a nasty little trick like basically
So grab your shit and split without haste please
Bitch him or me, you better choose wisely, bitch bitch
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11. |
The Gov Mint
01:24
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THE GOV MINT
Yeah the motherfucking government
Can suck my nuts like a chocolate-covered mint
Savour the minty flavor
While you build the walls that separate us from our neighbors
I really recommend the president gettin’ into freshening
His breath with a chocolate peppermint
Before I show up at the White House
And put a York Peppermint Pattie
In your wife’s mouth, ha ha ha
Yup yup yup, the Speaker of the House wanna talk some shit
Yup yup yup, I’ll freak you in the mouth with mint chocolate chip
Come on
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The Grandpa Rap
01:41
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GRANDPA RAP
We poppin’ bottles, we drank it all, we ridin’ dirty, wit yo grandpa
Grandpa? Is that, is that my grandpa”, Grandpa! That’s my grandpa
He gettin’ freaky on the pole, don’t tell your grandma, God rest her soul
It’s about time for him to take a nap, so let’s get into the grandpa rap
I only text bitches when I’m shitting, I only stick the tip in when I’m hitting
Oh look she like, “oh no he didn’t”, grandpa got a big dick!
Fuck a bitch in the Town & Country, talk shit like brown and crunchy
Slide your hand around the front seat, grandpa got a pound of lunch meat
Yeah this is for everyone who’s got, some grandparents back home
If you haven't talked to ‘em in a while, right now would be a pretty good time
to pick up the phone, don't wait, don’t wait, don’t wait…
hahaha what are you waitin’ for? Pick up the phone and call
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13. |
You Take My Breath Away
01:52
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YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY
You take my breath away
I hold my breath cause I can't breathe when you’re around
I smell the pussy, it smells so bad
When you come around I hold my breath
The stinky pussy it smells like shit
Why you so stinky? Stupid little bitch
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I Know You Love Him
01:24
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I KNOW YOU LOVE HIM
I know you love him
Always thinking of him
Why don't you go then?
But you hardly know him
It’s true, that I can love you better
And you can’t run forever
He’s got a big old donkey dinky doo
But I’ve got a heart that’s true
Beating for you
He’s got two big hairy donkey balls
And I’m waiting for your call
Cause I can love you better
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Too Deep
02:14
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TOO DEEP
Loneliness, I’ve found, is better by myself
But you could reach me if you, if you wanted to
Yeah, I need a big fat booty
Drop it on the floor girl let me see you do it
Turn around, let me see the back
Girl you drive me crazy with a booty like that
She a bad girl, need a good man
Someone to rely on, who understands
All the things that a woman goes through
I can be that man, girl, if you want me to
I’m in danger of falling in love too deep
And if I sink to the bottom will you rescue me?
I’ve been walking alone for a long, long time
Here in this lonely heart of mine
From the moment I saw her smile
I knew one day we would be walking down the aisle
Of the CVS pharmacy to fill
A prescription for the morning after pill
I guess her boyfriend got a little crazy
And she ain’t ready to have another baby
So she asked me for a ride
To CVS and now we standing in the line
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EVERY TIME I GET YOU ON THE TELEPHONE
Baby baby I just can't seem to help it
Every time I get you on the telephone
I lose my mind I just can’t contain it
That’s when I start talking bout my work stuff
And I just wanna let you know
I do the best job that I can
But my boss just doesn’t seem to fucking respect me
You tell me just to take it slow
But I’m too wound up from the eight cups of coffee
I drank right before I left work
And I just found out that Jeff from accounting
Is talking mad shit behind my back
Now I’m getting angry
Why don’t you say it to my face bitch?
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